In news that has been described as ‘a ray of hope for the unemployed’, Rahul Gandhi, 42, has agreed to take a job.
“They were ruining my shoes by crying all over them,” said Mr Gandhi. “I couldn’t take it anymore. Plus Kapil Sibal threatened to write me a poem. I had to save the nation from that.”
The Society For Prevention of Cruelty to Idiots has welcomed the move, as have the Global Comedy Council, the Masochist Majority, and Footkissers Anonymous.